Halloween is a useless holiday.
Y guess Y won’T ask you To heLp me scare The heLL ouT of Tryck or TreaTers, Then.
And Y’LL keep aLL The candy for myseLf.
YT’s been a whyLe synce Y’Ve done The DeVyL byT. Perhaps Y’LL go wyTh ThaT Thys year. Y shouLd sTyLL haVe The costume Y used LasT Tyme.
Tyme To sTarT pLannyng my Trycks for Thys HaLLoween.
Perhaps… Today is not the best day.
I am. Not yet recovered.
Nh. Sorry, darling. I had urgent matters that I had to attend to.
Y undersTand. We shouLd make a concreTe pLan for a daTe.
We couLd jusT sTau aT home, yf you’re more comforTabLe wyTh ThaT.
> Oh god, he’s doing that ‘all-knowing’ thing again. That shit always made you so uncomfortable.
He sTarTed yT.
ALso yT seems Y myssed your response LasT nyghT. Sorry.
You wonder why I dislike you.
Y always assumed yT was because Y shaTTered your coLLecTyon of TeapoTs.
RegardLess, The feeLyng ys muTuaL, you oLd farT.
I taught you better manners.
As yf Y’m supposed To gyVe a shyT.